At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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