True but thats because hes a fetus.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk is not a location!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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