Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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