I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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