idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.