He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other