I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.