oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies