I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.