I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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