is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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