i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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