it's too hot outside to masturbate.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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