they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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