i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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