Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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