Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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