she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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