Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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