Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
