What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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