There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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He felt like a one man threesome
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just want nice things and good sex
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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