I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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