Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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