im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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