i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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