Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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