Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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