i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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