That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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