Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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