Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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