So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
