I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
