he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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