just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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