i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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