I skipped work to stalk him.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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