I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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