I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
time to smoke my breakfast
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Randomize
