im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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