I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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