You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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