uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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