in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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