I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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