I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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