just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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