Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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