Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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