Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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