Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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