Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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