Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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