You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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