Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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